First watch the video - it's all the evidence we need to launch Bibby Team et. al v. State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Co.

Have you ever chanted the jingle of an auto insurance company? Of course you have. And you never saw an insurance agent appear out of thin air and give you a new car (or that lousy 20-year-old Geo in the above commercial, for that matter), Bob Braker Bob Barker, a cute girl, a bodybuilder, a hottub, or even a "giant stuffed panda bear."

After the lawsuit succeeds, we should be able to collect several million dollars' worth of damages for false advertising, fraud, and other crimes against humanity. Then we can use that money to build resorts, finance NASCAR teams, and purchase Carribean nations, as we turn the Bibby Team into a global brand.

I think ads with animated characters are more of a "crime against humanity" than that.

The ad you linked beats most of the ones I've seen any day.

I still think the Geico Gecko is a possible exception to animated TV commercial characters being a crime against humanity. The prescription drug bumblebee, though...

Agreed. Can't really say much against the Gecko.

I'm more troubled by the sheer mass of car insurance commercials there are. I'm looking at you State Farm, Farmers, Gieco, Progressive, All State and 21st.

And I think the woman in the Progressive commercials is the scariest person on Earth.

Flo is what happens when pure Red Bull manifests itself in human form.

Maybe she should advertise for them instead.

Wouldn't they also have lawyers pop out of the air when they need them?

Member #5 has a point...

What say you to this, #1?

That's where the Super Farah Bros. come in!



Or Harrell and Harrell. Or [insert ambulance chaser of your choice].