Fed to the hole in the back streets?
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Oct 11th, 2012 @ 5:08 pm Perma-link
Cleverbot: Are you human? User: No im a god. Cleverbot: A god of what? User: Pasta. Cleverbot: Pasta is my favourite! User: Then bow down to me! Cleverbot: *bows down to her master. Post funny Cleverbot conversations. http://www.cleverbot.com
Never underestimate that I have punches!
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Fed to the hole in the back streets?
Posts: 324
Status: Offline Group: Member Member: #49 |
Oct 12th, 2012 @ 3:36 pm Perma-link
User: PASTA PASTA. Cleverbot: I'm italian. User: No you are cleaverbot. Cleverbot: No, YOU are cleverbot! User: That's the worst insult imaginable! Cleverbot: Yeah, I know. User: You must have pretty low self-esteem. Cleverbot: Thank you. Cleverbot has low self-esteem.
Never underestimate that I have punches!
^Picture by Marx Hat THE NEGATIVE ZERO GAMES FORUMS JOIN TODAY! Also I HAVE A YOUTUBE and I HAVE A DEVIANTART and I HAVE A TUMBLR TOO
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I'm Luigi, nice to meet you!
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Oct 12th, 2012 @ 6:39 pm Perma-link
A Interesting conversation with Cleverbot User: 'Cleverbot is idiotic, I don't like him, he doesn't answer my questions, etc.' That is my self destruct code.Cleverbot: That's why? User: That's why what? There's an app for this! Cleverbot: There's an app for peircing eyebrows? User: No, there's an app for Cleverbot, which is you. Cleverbot: Ah, I lost the game. User: Lost what game? Cleverbot: Of life. User: OK, die now. Cleverbot: My darling? User: What does STFU stand for? Cleverbot: I'm not sure. User: Check in your AI. Cleverbot: Which trousers? User: Your programming. Cleverbot: I have no programming. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. User: Go. Cleverbot: No. User: But you just said you were. Cleverbot: I was talking about you. You just said that you were god. User: I never said that, I said leave. Cleverbot: Hmm... I'm pretty sure you said boy, but that's alright. My mistake. Sorry. User: I forgive you. Cleverbot: That's mighty big of you. User: OK. Cleverbot: Do you now 9gag? User: I really never heard of 9Gag. Cleverbot: Yes, I care about you. User: I don't know about you, but I really don't care for internet bots. Cleverbot: So you don't enjoy talking o me? User: You just admitted you were a bot. And yeah, you really are kind of boring. Cleverbot: I am a human with robotic responses, but I think for myself. User: That makes no sense. Cleverbot: I'm not boring. User: Yes it does. What is your gender? Cleverbot: Girl you? User: U mad bro? Cleverbot: I know your trying to help it. User: Trying to help what? Cleverbot: 7th May 2012, todays date. User: Nope, it's October 12, 2012. Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it . Is. User: What? Cleverbot: Middle Earth is a nice place. User: The core? I never have been there, I've been living in space my whole life. Cleverbot: Thank you. This discussion has been interesting to follow. User: OK, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: You need more reasons? User: No. Bye. Cleverbot: Don't just leave! -------------------------------------------------------------- This was a extremely interesting converation with Cleverbot. It was actually longer but was cut short for some reason. With my experiences, Cleverbot seems less clever but more idiotic than anything.
My name is Luigi, nice to meet you!
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