While some may have questioned the validity of online banking in the 1990s, it has proven to be one of the most valuable assets banks can offer their customers today. While fewer than one in seven Americans were online in 1995, two out of every three Americans are online today, according recent statistics. Americans are surfing the web, conducting e-commerce, and examining their bank statements from their personal computers at rates much faster than in the time those things could be accomplished apart from a computer.

Ooh, awesome! I can't wait to start an online banking account with you, just because you were kind enough to spam up this forum I run! Might I qualify for a loan so I can raise the capital needed to hire the world's elite marketing firms and transform this site into a global brand?

Tell me what sadistic things you'd like for me to do to this friendly neighborhood spambot, besides turning the AK-47 on him.

aaaand its gone!
please move along sir, this line is only for people with money in this bank!

This reminds me of how they were trying to teach us to write in high school, as well as the letters we had to retype in those computer classes.

hey bibby, i have a thought,

place this bot, in the path of an electromagnet, make sure their is a chunk of steel tied to his torso, while his feet are tied to a wall,
make sure that its not long enough to actually make contact with the magnet, that way, he gets ripped in half, slowly, and his guts get strung out everywere, yet he doesnt die imediately....

I can't give Justin anything better than a C, however, because he didn't use proper APA citation format. He's a banker; he should know how to cite stuff by now. People who can't use citations properly will face. the. consequences.

Don't we use citations so that our work ain't plagurized?

Read that last sentence in the voice of Victor Fries as he is activating his suit (1:33) for a great effect.