6,970,000  dating 2,570,000  work 1,780,000  politics 1,710,000  dancing 1,330,000  reading 1,230,000  music 1,180,000  school 1,160,000  everything 1,090,000  cooking 1,050,000  waking up 1,040,000  fitness   799,000  money   789,000  cheating   719,000  learning   711,000  fun   703,000  art   685,000  Halloween   648,000  shoes   631,000  shopping   593,000  winning   573,000  nothing   558,000  birthday parties   464,000  decorating   464,000  homework   435,000  snow   425,000  Easter   424,000  running   400,000  gardening   386,000  baseball   369,000  Independence Day   366,000  Memorial Day   352,000  fishing   351,000  kids   349,000  hunting   346,000  surfing   345,000  math   320,000  Twitter   310,000  singing   308,000  computers   294,000  college   288,000  writing   273,000  love   252,000  movies   245,000  gambling   237,000  camping   234,000  education   231,000  golf   231,000  teaching   230,000  guns   226,000  insanity   222,000  randomness   219,000  losing   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 39,600  YouTube    38,900  graffiti    37,200  jewelry    36,400  kindergarten    36,400  smoking    35,900  knitting    35,000  Thanksgiving    33,700  speeding    32,600  chaos    32,500  surgery    32,200  funerals    32,000  Spanish    31,700  doing nothing    31,300  accounting    30,800  manga    30,300  backgammon    30,200  calculus    29,600  rock and roll    28,600  grammar    28,500  horse racing    28,300  being pregnant    27,800  corruption    26,300  airports    26,200  bullying    24,300  old age    23,900  lightning    23,600  NASCAR    23,400  jail    23,300  being stupid    22,200  invasion    21,600  meditation    21,500  adultery    21,400  woodworking    21,200  security    21,000  marijuana    20,300  revolution    20,100  dentistry    20,100  organizing    19,800  databases    19,600  Google    19,500  hospitals    19,300  monster trucks    19,100  summer vacation    18,400  lacrosse    18,300  crime    18,000  MySpace    16,700  obedience    16,600  piracy    16,000  cannibalism    15,400  teenagers    14,800  bartending    14,100  getting married    14,100  Pilates    13,600  democracy    13,600  drunk driving    13,300  social studies    12,600  rugby    12,400  leggings    12,300  alcoholism    12,300  the lottery    12,000  shoveling snow    11,600  badminton    11,600  laughter    11,500  sculpting    11,200  iPods    10,900  being friends    10,800  spring break    10,400  Italian    10,400  roller derby     9,870  nightmares     9,860  taunting     9,740  opera     9,530  water polo     9,450  whining     9,170  slavery     9,130  trigonometry     8,980  censorship     8,820  unemployment     8,760  communism     8,500  Super Mario Bros.     8,450  flaming     8,280  blackmail     8,270  burping     8,040  brushing your teeth     7,960  talking to strangers     7,630  disobedience     7,490  cigarettes     7,410  breaking the law     7,380  rebellion     7,350  harassment     7,280  charity     7,080  terrorism     6,480  werewolves     6,420  blacksmithing     6,390  polygamy     6,040  depression     5,990  theft     5,850  soap operas     5,790  doing drugs     5,730  jury duty     5,660  newspapers     5,650  sociology     5,610  fraud     5,580  being nice     5,410  trespassing     5,070  bureaucracy     5,050  backstabbing     4,890  obesity     4,820  agriculture     4,740  light bulbs     4,430  prayer     4,320  allergies     4,310  malware     4,270  root canals     4,220  kidnapping     4,100  being a cop     4,000  Barney music     3,960  consumerism     3,950  profanity     3,860  mugging     3,790  ketchup     3,740  commitment     3,690  dictatorship     3,410  poverty     3,220  diabetes     3,180  litigation     3,130  littering     3,040  sobriety     2,870  YMCA     2,840  nuclear weapons     2,790  diarrhea     2,500  heroin     2,460  humility     2,380  wisdom     2,380  the Navy     2,360  ethics     2,260  bounty hunting     2,250  tabloids     2,220  acne     2,090  nihilism     2,030  witchcraft     1,960  mediocrity     1,950  loneliness     1,930  getting arrested     1,900  assault weapons     1,900  gluttony     1,840  smuggling     1,770  long division     1,760  donating blood     1,750  insecurity     1,530  The Beatles     1,500  retaliation     1,370  chastity     1,340  slander     1,260  changing diapers     1,240  Molotov cocktails     1,180  excellence     1,060  defiance       868  mud pies       805  bunting       752  predestination       743  mudslinging       641  psychoanalysis       468  equality       380  bullfighting       360  trench warfare       350  senior citizens       336  Social Security       264  political ads       250  rudeness       244  homelessness       237  conservatism       205  accountability       204  treason       190  deviance       175  deceit       159  liberalism       157  decathlon       150  phishing       149  totalitarianism       134  neurology       129  free throws       129  WikiLeaks       124  nursing homes       122  rewinding       114  Goombas       113  vandalism       105  lecturing       105  manslaughter       102  peanut butter and jelly        93  moonshine        87  stalemate        80  capital punishment        78  kerosene        69  car repair        66  burglary        57  computer viruses        55  English composition        55  self-medication        54  meth labs        53  bear baiting        50  cauliflower        50  defamation        48  bachelorhood        48  deafness        46  corporal punishment        42  knuckleballs        39  foreclosure        31  scientific notation        25  being insulted        21  shark attacks        20  crankiness        10  Alexander the Great         9  binomial theorem         9  evacuating         9  graphics design         9  lawlessness         9  radicalism         8  Bulgarian         8  debit cards         8  Medicare         8  molybdenum         8  ugly clothes         7  anesthesiology         7  bad breath         7  bad hair days         7  cheap labor         7  civil rights         7  human resources         7  Prince Edward Island         7  Veterans Day         6  chemical weapons         6  coal mining         6  Julius Caesar         6  Sharia law         5  forced labor         5  hoopskirts         5  oncology         5  polyandry         5  VHS tapes         4  chain gangs         4  COPD         4  diamond rings         4  tidiness         3  banditry         3  hysterectomies         3  landfills         3  spacewalks         3  tourniquets         2  amputation         2  going to McDonald’s         2  rhinoceroses         2  the Green Bay Packers         1  cattle rustling         1  chamomile tea         1  kidney transplants         1  monopolistic            competition         1  sensitivity training         1  smokeless tobacco         0  false imprisonment         0  MS-DOS         0  portable toilets         0  Secretaries Day         0  stale food