This one time, I believe it was August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this little girl scout, and she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things, and raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said, "Darn it monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!"

Oh wow. I don't think they even sell Girl Scout cookies in August! And I think they're more expensive than tree-fitty now, too.

How Manny Time i gotta Tell you!
I and giving you no god dang Tre-Fiddy!

GAWD DAWN LOCKNESS MONSTA I AINT GOT NO TREE FIDDY