Might as well start a new topic for this instead of bumping the one from summer.

* Everybody wants to be friends with publicly-traded multinational corporations on Facebook.
* Particularly relevant for ads for movies and TV shows: Everyone in America has a gun, and pointing a firearm at someone is as common a gesture as shaking hands or tying your shoelaces.
* Especially on commercials for CBS TV: Everyone is either a serial killer, someone trying to catch a serial killer, or a victim of a serial killer.
* When you run out of ideas for new shows, you convert eight-year-old movies into cartoons and show them in prime time.

Common wivestales are legitimate reasons to switch to GEICO.