(Susumu Hirasawa is a pretty intellectual person to be a fan of, so, thankfully, there aren’t piles of badfic about him [or, besides doujinshi, not much fic at all] so I took the liberty of writing some.)

(Look, some days I just want to write horrible fanfic, okay?)

Once therr was a girl name Electra moonbeam Carmen di Banderas and she was a really good musician everybody loved her and all her shows had sold out tickets one day sahe noticed her favorite singher susumu ‘hirasawa was holding contest! “if you retweet and I kno u then u will be entered for a trip to japan to preform with me” he said (but in japanise if course) “wow” shouted electra she qas terribly excited and retweeted his tweet in excitement excitedly then she waited until he posted the name she didnt even got to bed she was waiting so long then at 5 in the morning her time the results arrived!!!! “the winner ia electra!” he said and the next da a plane ticket arrived in the mail “golly gee” shoted elecra and she had her mum pack her 7000 sotcases nd she drove to vancouver to git on de plane

when she arrived in japa she was greeted with many cheers an hot guys “we will take your bsgs and bring you to hotel banderas san” they said elecra was cring in joy!!!!!!! the hotel wazz reel posh and she took elevater up and used the card room key card thingy and onthe bed was sitting susumu hiraswa! “hello electra” he said and he spok english and he stood up and shook her havd because he waz being polite and electa bowed because she was al so polite and they laughed.”electra congratulations on wsinning” he said and even tho he waz a foot shorter than elecra he was stil prttyy hot “so what do you want to do first””i want to go for dinner just 2 ofus” she relpied “but not what you ewat I don’t want bagles and rice thats dead awful”so they wner tout to get fish and chips and susumu ind of sat there and watched (he got italian food for himself later) he wax sad bcuz elecra wasnt paying attention as he thout so he got out his mobile and rang up someone e else to talkto becayaeus elecra had her mouth stuffed with cips and talking with your mouth full is gros it was al a simple misunderstandig!!!v “who you talking 2/” eletra asked “akiyame” he said but electa took his phone and it wasnt akiyama it was!!! Jus ten a car polled up and the driver said”banderas san we take u to studioa” and elecra got in but susumu was enrironmentally conscioius so he took his bike “I’v egot a bike you can ride it if youd like” but electra had big heels so she couldnt plus it would look hind of wiered to fit 2 peoples on his bike.when electra got 2 studio susumu wasnt thwre!!!!! She waited hours and he stull didnt show up then eventually he cam but he was real tired so not work git done “y u tired” askd elecrta bcause she is considereate “i was doing sombody I mean othe important things” he said and elctea grew suscpicious of him

that weekendn elecrw was walking to a familymart when she saw susuu! But there was somebody welse but they went into a bank so elecra couldnt se.the next da electra and susju were out at a part wait ti was nighttime thee were lights and the stairs at the park did this coolthing where they light up if youu stupe oin then and it was rwal romantic and elecra was real happy!!!!!! She was wearig a dress black as a black ranvem in the black night sky wand ther was sparkles on it a lot odf sparkes Just them as susumu was about to say sometheight there was a cry out of “WHAT ARE YOU DOUING YOU RANDY GIT” it was„„„„„„, jun togawa!!!!!!!! Everybody gasped in shock and just then thwere was a loud noise and a bus went by and hit het there was blood everywhere and people shrieling susumu turned to elecra and sed “im glad your nt hurt and it wanted to re rid of that twat a long timne ango” and h bemt on one nee and took out an ringo and aod “elecra I love you really will you narry me””yes!!!!!!!!!”daosdn eleca asnd theyt lived hapily ever after THE END

PLZ COMEN ND RAT!!!!!!!VI WORKED RAL HARD ON THIS AND I WANR TU BE FAMOUS WRITR SOMEDSAY!!!!!! DO NOT CRIT THOUGH Y U HURT ME FEELINGS

Blimey. An amazing story, and I'm sure people are already demanding a sequel.

u got that rite!!!!!!!

(I'm serious, a friend asked me to write more...)