I will surround my house with outward going 100 mph treadmills to ensure people don't get contaminated and zombies don't get me

aka until the end of the world

Don't forget to stock up on anti-zombie supplies - those come in handy at times like that. And remember to buy a lot of those unappealing-sounding military-type emergency rations they're advertising on The Weather Channel's ad crawl now.

Lastly, stock up on plastic wrap so you can seal your doors and windows like the government tells you to do when nuclear waste is in the air. You might want to buy some oxygen, too, just so you won't suffocate when you do that.
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Edited by: Bibby, Aug 5th, 2011 @ 6:03 pm