Recently I installed a special metatag that allows me to use Google Webmaster Tools to keep track of what people are searching for when this site shows up on Google searches. Since 0% of new members have found this forum from Web searches, this is more for settling my own morbid curiosity and developing my mediocre Web design skills rather than serving any real practical value. The indexing is usually a couple of days behind, and I only recently activated it, but the early results are already amusing for their pure randomness:

Keywords


Search Queries:

...Not a single "bibby team"?

I've searched that on quite a few different computers.

With the Keywords, only single words are counted, and for the Search Queries category, I think it considers "Bibby Team" and "Team Bibby" (which is connected with Mike Bibby) to be the same thing.

what do they want with me

The red pandas. They eat people who like toucans too much.

what don't they want with me

I have no idea. "Miles" isn't even in the top 200 keywords, behind words like "btpjpfnesv4," "endorphin," and "mhum." Google can be stupid sometimes.

why did I fail to do this joke