he is mean for making a topic 'let's hate thijs" and also he plays bad video games

and he is not awesome, i am

YEAH, let's ALL hate him now!

no one can spell your name dazzellies

Yeah, right.

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I am awesome. Also, if you still want to hate Thijs instead of some guy named DAZZELS, raise your hand! You'll get a free virtual cookie!

It's not Dazzle, it is MisterApple!

the bg is wrong, fail

Hm. Let's not talk about the originality of your name now, shall we? I'll save that for when I really need an example of a FAIL.

dassleieooolious is Justin Beaber

"You are old, Mista' Dazzle," the young Thijs said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth,"
Mista' Dazzle replied to Thijs-kun,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

"You are old," said the Thijs, "As I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door—
Pray, what is the reason of that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment—one shilling the box—
Allow me to sell you a couple?"

"You are old," said the Thijs, "And your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak—
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said Sire Dazzle, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

"You are old," said the Thijs, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose—
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said Sir Dazzle; "don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"