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Have you ever dreamed of being able to create your very own football league with randomly-generated team names? Of course you have! You've always fantasized of watching the Dallas Tabby Cats take on the Tacoma Apostrophes. I always look forward to seeing the Greenville Washing Machines clash with the Detroit Spuds, too.

While none of the team names are likely to be considered obscene, every league is guaranteed to be uniquely offensive in its own way!

Music is from the late and great Sam Spence, because how can you have football without Sam Spence?

Strange... it seems I cannot open the file due to an address error... Are you sure this compiled correctly?

Strange. Seems to run for me. If there's a key to reroll your team names without needing to rerun the program, I was unable to find it.

I have no clue how anything in Football works, but I was amused by the Raleigh Steroids and the Montreal Criminals.

Seems to be working now. Giving this a try!


Hah! Washington Farmers. That's pretty accurate.