I have come here today to reveal to you all the truth about one Vincent "Bibby" "Babe Ruth" Hamilton!


Did you know that "Bibby" (if that's even his real name) is guilty of the following?

• Has declared orange as his favorite color. Orange is sort of what you get when a color can't decide whether to be red or yellow. This indicates that Bibby is indecisive.
  
• Likes polka. Nobody likes polka. Except for Weird Al Yankovic, and we all know how we feel about that guy.
  
• Enjoys Fire Emblem and has made a fangame based on it. This one speaks for itself, I think.
  
• Was staff of the hellsite known as MFGG, which is a hub of scum and villainy if ever I've seen one.
  
• Probably drinks pumpkin juice. This one is just an educated guess, but I mean... look at him.
  
• Lives in Florida. If the internet has taught us anything, you have to be mentally unstable to exist in that humid state for even a few moments, let alone most of your life.
  
• Is friends with "DustinVG", who has proven himself an unsavory character on numerous occasions, which means it stands to reason that Bibby is unsavory himself, as well.
  
• Took until this year to play StarTropics.
  

I'm an anime girl, so you can trust me

The list broke so I was scared to edit the post

GASP

Oh no... Dusty "Dustin" VG Master, the man who needs to finish a game about antique door-locking equipment and another game about a cat, knows all of my deepest, darkest secrets! Well, most of them. He still doesn't know how I spent a decade and a half trying to get a floppy disk drive to work.