I have come here today to reveal to you all the truth about one Vincent "Bibby" "Babe Ruth" Hamilton!


Did you know that "Bibby" (if that's even his real name) is guilty of the following?

I'm an anime girl, so you can trust me

The list broke so I was scared to edit the post

GASP

Oh no... Dusty "Dustin" VG Master, the man who needs to finish a game about antique door-locking equipment and another game about a cat, knows all of my deepest, darkest secrets! Well, most of them. He still doesn't know how I spent a decade and a half trying to get a floppy disk drive to work.