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A fun little thing. You type in a bit of text, and this site will use machine learning to continue whatever text you gave it! Sometimes the results are surprisingly coherent, while other times it's delightfully nonsensical! Here are some of my favorites from prompts I've entered:

Talk to Transformer and the Marlboro Man
(I don't remember what the prompt was for this, but it had nothing to do with cigarettes or taffy.)

We were walking down the parking lot of Marlboro Man's favorite store called Taffy, and I asked, "Is there a secret door inside the store that leads up to a basement?"

Taffy Man, who calls himself 'The Real Truth' responded, "No, there is not. Do you remember when Uncle Jim told us he liked a real, old cigar?"

Of course I remembered that! It must have been some grand, grand story! But still, I asked:

"How old did that uncle get?"

And the answer stuck:

I was a kid. At least five years old.

Afterward, I stopped walking by Taffy for a long time. I sat down in the driver's seat of my car and pretended I had forgotten the entire story. Then I went outside.

The store looked just the same again.

"There is a secret entrance down from the gas station," said the salesman. "It's locked behind the parking lot."

I was relieved that the salesman was telling the truth. To be honest, I still didn't think it was quite true. It wasn't until a friend took me down the road by myself, following



Talk to Transformer: The Musical
Prompt: Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

You were a young girl. A pretty child...

That life, so young and so beautiful...

You thought, what's next...

You wanted to be loved,

and have your dreams fulfilled...

But when you're seventeen, you get your wish...

I've never seen my own reflection...

And for those who know me,

you'll never, ever understand!

(Singing) For those who can see my eyes...

Oh, what you've been through.

But for a long time...

I could not be saved...

Because when you look to me...

Who am I, who am I?

My name is Elphaba...

I am my parents' child.

I'm your wife.

You'll know I'm not gone.

I'll keep my promises...

I'll not be in any pain.

I've changed my ways,

but you'll never see it...

You won't feel me.

(Singing) If Elna, my wife, were here, she'd take my mind away.

If she were here, she'd say "Hola," and be gone.



Talk to Transformer - and Kim, and Plato
Prompt: Kim Kardashian asked Plato, "What

is a person?"

"I think of them as being essentially one in the world, so my question is the same as it is about what is an important and important and important thing to be in life, but in a different context: what is a person?"

The following exchange appears courtesy of ABC:

Dr. Stephen Hawking: "So what is a person?"

Plato: "It's an idea or a phenomenon that is important to you, the way you think about the world, and if you have it, you think about it, so it's a sense or an idea, because if there's been no reason to think about something, you don't really know it. Now, you can know when it's important or important because you've had a feeling of some importance to it. So, for me, I think it's like a sense, but, the most important thing, for me, is the notion that you've been born with. If it was inborn into you, wouldn't that make for a person? So that's the thing, and I think you could say what it is with Plato, I think everything, from the smallest animal all the way up to the universe. The thing I have always felt is that if an idea's good enough for a person, they're going to choose

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I'm gonna bump this just-about-six-year-old topic to say that I checked to see if the site is still up. This app no longer works, but the reason why is because AI chatbots have gotten a corner on this market. Fair enough, I say. I use chatbots all the time and they're quite convincing now

All that being said, I wish this site were still around because this seems like a lot of fun.
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So what can be superior when compared with paying out half the price for brand name children?

wow, if brand name children are on sale, maybe i can stop buying all these cheap knockoff children


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OK... even I'll admit that the Oakland Raiders' performance might be a valid reason to use the interesting words.


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Yeah, I'm not surprised that this thing isn't around in 2025.

I feel like this is one of the best usages for generative AI - generating wacky stories isn't going to help people sow misinformation or cheat their way through school!

Here are a few others I did back in 2019:


Talk to Transformer Talks About Bibby Games

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Talk to Transformer: Secrets of the Goblins

Goblin's body turned into a cloud of dirt and dirt dust. Goblins are immune to magic, and even though the person's magical power is not enough to kill them, it can cause extreme pain, leaving a mark.

"But you're very kind and generous towards people."

"There is no reason for me to not give you money when it comes to you, I'm just afraid you're also a noble."

Goblins have very short lifespan and need a lot of food to maintain their body, but the humans have many food-based and medicinal resources. Goblin society is very egalitarian. To make money, Goblins use a variety of illegal business methods.

"Oh? Is it possible that you have used that to your advantage too?"

"No, I just thought that I could make quite a bit of money by working under the name of Lulu."

The first time we met, I heard Goblin saying a Goblin would never give up and to protect the world. I don't think there are many in society that do that. It's more like a mercenary, and it's something that you can only do if you get paid enough. And the Goblin is a mercenary, after all.



Talk to Transformer: Tales of the Soviet Ninjas

Prompt: There was only one way Gorbachev could preserve what was left of his power. Ninjas.

They were all out on the streets of Moscow, not having any reason to be in the military because of the political and social turmoil of 1990. Not even the Russians felt threatened by the Soviet Union during Gorbachev's first term.

They had enough reasons to do otherwise. The Russians, after all, had the world's top military, including the U.S.S.R.'s aircraft carriers, and the world's biggest, according to a recent report on the world's fifth-largest economy from the American Institute for Peace. Gorbachev saw that if he didn't eliminate the Soviet Union's military advantage before his second term, the American people would vote for Democratic President George Bush to be his successor in 2000 and then turn to the Republicans in 2004.

To that end, Gorbachev decided a new approach would be required. He made the Soviet Union into the world's leading peacemaker. He abolished the communist dictatorship, instituted economic and political reforms—for the first time in nearly half a century. At the same time he launched the U.S.-led nuclear effort that would kill thousands or millions. Gorbachev began to look more and more like his predecessor, Mikhail Gorbachev.


Interestingly, Talk to Transformer seemed to think that both George H.W. Bush and Abraham Lincoln were Democrats.
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Edited by: Bibby, Jun 7th, 2025 @ 12:54 am
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