Vinny Who is a television program series of forum posts that detail the adventures of The Vinny. The Vinny is the last surviving team lord from the planet Galliflorida. The rest of his kind were wiped out in the Last Great Time Wart.


The Vinny stole a phone booth and began travelling through all of time and space. It can be a jolly good time, but he also runs into his fair share of trouble! Stay tuned for more useless spam exciting adventures!
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Edited by: DustinVG, Mar 8th, 2016 @ 11:20 pm

Because The Vinny just can't get enough of those phone booths!

This'll be fun.

EPISODE 1: THE LONE GALLIFLORIDIAN

The Vinny sat in his TORTOISE (Time Or Relative Time Operative Intense Space Explorer) after finishing a visit to the signing of the Declaration of Independence. "It sure was interesting to experience this bit of American history again. I've lost count of how many times I've watched." The Vinny thought to himself. "However, I could really use a companion. Somebody to share these magical historical events with."

The Vinny sat and pondered how he could achieve such an end. "Most of my race is dead," The Vinny thought to himself, "so I really doubt they'll be in a position to go places with me. What can a man with a time machine and practical free will over the laws of physics do?"

Vinny decides to travel to Jacksonville, Florida (no relation to his hometown of Jakksonvull, Galliflorida) in the year 2016 to search for a companion.

Who shall it be, dear readers? Who shall disregard all common sense and travel through time with this alien man?
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Edited by: DustinVG, Mar 9th, 2016 @ 5:31 pm

CHOOSE WISELY MY FRIENDS

vanessa stepside

Episode 2: Getting Sidetracked

The Vinny leaves his TORTOISE and looks onto the vast and Jackson-y landscape of Jacksonville. "Ah, Jacksonville. I forgot how lovely and completely unlike my hometown it is." The Vinny muses. However, something isn't right. There is a tense air in Jacksonville.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Suddenly, an explosion so loud it nearly causes The Vinny to spill his Cheerwine™. "What could that have been?" The Vinny wonders. "Maybe an investigation is in order." The Vinny locates the source of the explosion: Cliax Enterprises. "Wait a minute..." says The Vinny, "This company isn't supposed to exist yet! Cliax Enterprises comes into existence in the year 5000!"

Suddenly, The Vinny is bumped into by a strange woman...

Rats! I hate it when I lose some perfectly good Cheerwine™!

Episode 3: I Need to Cliax You a Question

"WOAH!" says The Vinny, clearly shocked by the sudden impact. "What's the big hurry?" "Out of the way!" the girl replied. "If I don't get out of here quick, I'm gonna be in huge trouble!" The Vinny was concerned, but also puzzled. "What's the trouble? Maybe I can help."

Suddenly, a group of burly men burst out of the Cliax Enterprises building. "'Ey boss, dere she is!" one of the men says. Suddenly, the girl was being chased by 3 different men. "What's going on here?!" The Vinny yells. "Alright, that help is sounding pretty good to me now!" the girl yells back to The Vinny. "Alright, follow me!" he says.

Suddenly, The Vinny joins in on the chase. "Follow me!" he says. "Where are we headed?!" asks the girl. "You'll see!", The Vinny replies. "Quick, into that phone booth!" The two burst through the doors and close them quickly behind them. "Phew, that was a close one." says the girl, clearly relieved. "But how are we gonna get aw-"

The girl stood in awe of what she was witnessing. "But it's bi- bi-" the girl stammers. "Bigger on the inside?" says The Vinny. "Yeah, that's the beauty of team lord technology. Not only that, but we can travel to almost any location in all of time and space."

"So, where we heading?" asks the girl. The Vinny got a somewhat stern, confused look on his face. "Well, first, we need to figure out what's up with time. Cliax Enterprises isn't supposed to exist in this time." "What do you mean?" the girl replied. "Cliax Enterprises has always existed in the year 2016." "No, see, the truth is that it hasn't. You haven't purposefully time traveled, so you haven't developed the awareness of temporal change. Something or someone is messing with the course of history. Historical events are beginning to bleed into eachother."

The Vinny pauses. "Say, what's your name?" "Vanessa Stepside." the girl replies.

Everything about this is perfect. Especially the title.

so when the hell is ol' bud mueller gonna join this party? he's from vinny vinnyson's game, you know