So, needless to say, I get a lot of spam in my Email. most of them are more or less non-legible.
And of course, the majority of them are just plain...dirty...
Not sure how they got my address, or why they think that I am stupid enough to fall for this crap, but, I would like to share some that I have received, and perhaps you may do the same, within caution of course.
Be sure to sever any links before posting.
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Unwilling to stand up into tears. Sighed john walked over with. Suggested jake gently kissed the triplets. Continued john seeing that day when they. Smiled john and tenderly kissed her coat.
Okay then jake went back. An hour to work from. Cried terry sat down across from.
Resisted jake and returned the bedroom. Requested jake slowly replied john.
Small laugh at least that.
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Until she announced jake murphy. Inquired terry had fallen asleep. What does it already knew you know. Observed jake will help you heard abby. Announced abby eagerly kissed her head. Well and everyone was waiting for help.
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Without me like this would. Seeing his name of our baby. Exclaimed in front door behind her voice.
Sensing that very long suï ered john. Out of your mom and everything that. Smiling at would be ready. Except for ricky as though that.
Unable to life is this. Everything you how does that. Cried Richard was determined to wait. Grinned terry explained Richard and told.
Okay then back home abby.Even though abby knelt down.
Related to remain calm down.
Seeing that day when ricky.
Please abby searched his warm coat jake.Ć Ƚ Ĭ Ͽ Ķ H Ȇ Ȑ Ε©þq2 v˜W6[/color]Exclaimed abby followed her with each other. What makes you sure if there. Looking for an old room terry.
Room with my mind that. Within the whole thing that.
Where the roll of baby. Would say to drag you oï ered. Feeling that of snow still trying hard.
Replied the best for jake.
Wondered jake got into his brown eyes.
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Oct 8th, 2015 @ 9:50 pm Perma-link
I get so many spam messages from Lonely Russian Women who want to become my bride, yet I keep turning them away. How selfish and foolish of me!
But yeah, spam messages with random nonsense at the end are some of my favorite things.
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Oct 22nd, 2015 @ 2:46 pm Perma-link
Here's a great one I got today. For some reason Gmail didn't detect it as spam, so it landed in my regular inbox:
Spambot Hello,how are you doing today,this Oscar Morales am hearing impaired,my son's birthday is coming up and am here to book limo car for my son's birthday party that is coming up on the 25th of next month,This is the booking details below and the party is holding here in the city: Date: 25th of next month 2015 Pick up time: 1pm drop up time: 8pm Pick up location: Mother house Duration time: 7 hours Car passengers: 10 people Let me have the total cost for the 7 hours service now so that we can Proceed. and Your full name Cell Phone #: Total cost: what major card do you accept? Regard!
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Spam message header Warning (warning emoji) - Risk of SEX Offenders in Your NeighborhoodSpam message header EnJoy_Your_safe_DaTe_with_Hot_RuSsian_LadiesI didn't click on these spam e-mails, but I definitely enjoyed reading the message headers. I like how one spambot warned me of nearby "SEX Offenders" right before another spammer invited me to go on a safe "DaTe" with sexy Russian and Ukrainian chicks.
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Jul 27th, 2016 @ 3:51 pm Perma-link
Hah! That's pretty funny actually.
They just match up so perfectly. |