Last week, I had to recycle* my broken vacuum cleaner. Thanks to a broken component (which required generous doses of duct tape and couldn't be replaced), it barely sucked up dirt any more, and the attachments didn't work.

I should've shipped it to Nite. He could've modded it so that it would inhale Boos, play music, blast off to outer space, and play Sega Genesis games. Probably all at the same time.

* Yes, I actually do take apart deceased appliances so I can recycle the recyclable components therein.

Every time something of mine breaks, I lament the fact Nite isn't around to fix it.

Recycling is a lovely thing. It's never fun when a vacuum stops sucking, because at that point it just sucks.

And yeah, Nite is thoroughly awesome.

Ha ha ha! Nice to know I'm loved.

You are a saint.