These are four of the finest specimens in a collection of horrible pencils that someone, in an act of utter treachery, gave my family a few years ago. This past month, we decided to divest ourselves of this collection, but not before passing them along to other victims! These four pencils are now lurking in a side pocket of the bag I take to class. I am now waiting for one of my classmates to ask to borrow a pencil (trust me, it happens sometimes), just so I can see the look on their face when I give them one of these.

I never said I wasn't a bad, bad person.

hehehehhe

while my favorite is duck, give the princess.

Ugly duck.

It's just cute.

i'm picking the one someone drew all over. chances are that the eraser on that pencil is the sort that just smudges whatever writing you're trying to erase.