(For the detail-obsessed, I did most of these back in March or April, so it's conceivable the number of hits could be slightly different now.)
137,000 “what to do, what to do” “asleep in class”
187 “devil you know” “courtside seats”
45 “wearing the same dress” “no animals were harmed”
36 “perpetual check” “Focus on the Family”
24 “transformational leadership” “body was exhumed”
6 “third base coach” “starring Chuck Norris”
5 “strawberry milk” “allegedly shot him”
5 “strict scrutiny” “Zombies Ate My Neighbors”
4 “cool, dry place” “aggregate functions”
4 “Sharia court” “consider the environment before printing”
3 “Angry Birds” “invited to my graduation”
3 “pet raccoon” “live the regular life”
2 “burger wars” “declared jihad”
2 “celebrity gossip” “Jugem’s Cloud”
2 “empowering employees” “deep-fried onion rings”
2 “smoking by pregnant women” “summer of love”
1 “double first cousins” “finder’s fee”
1 “Full House reruns” “fraud charges”
1 “I want to apologize” “selfie of myself”
1 “snakes in Ireland” “for here or to go”
1 “sugar-free gum” “designed by Apple in California”
1 “walk-up music” “become a dental hygienist”
