What are some of the things you need to do to ensure your (relative) safety in a world inhabited by ravenous, flesh-eating zombies? Be honest - you've been wondering exactly that too. And here's your source, straight from the Centers for Disease Control. Be sure to bookmark it for when that fateful day arrives: http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Related. Fujiko might want to stock up on sharp instruments, because Seattle might be a little too close for comfort for her.

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But there's advice there for real emergencies too, so... you could say they have a sense of humor.

I know it's ridiculous, but it's OK if the government shows a little dab of humor once in a while. Plus, it's totally worth it if someone reads this and remembers basic emergency preparedness tips - whether for a zombie attack, or a hurricane or earthquake - because they were presented in a more appealing way than your ordinary FEMA hurricane brochures.