My wife was talking about getting s*** done around the house and said, "A woman's work is never done."




So, I responded, "Well, that should teach you a lesson.. if your work never gets done, stop being so f***ing lazy."




I laughed out loud... she did not.

Another option is helping to shoulder some of the load yourself!

Boy, that...
that just sounded mean dude...

Egads, do you two cycle at the same time?

First, I do. Second, I was joking...she does plenty as do I... I made a funny.

hey now, I was just going by how it sounded.

Joke or not, it's how it sounded.

Ha wow... the reaction was the not same as would it would have been on the OT board lolz

I think that is because you folks know my sense of humor.

Plus how devoted you are to your family. That's the last nice thing I'll ever be saying to you.

Impossible, I am a compliment magnet. You won't be able to resist.

You need some funnier jokes dude