"Let a woman in your life and you invite eteranl strife. Make a plan and you will find she has something else in mind. So rather than to either, you do something else that neither likes at all."


"Why can't a woman be more like a man? Who when you win will give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?"


Professor Henry Higgins
aka Rex Harrison from My Fair Lady

Professor Henry Higgins had a bad experience with a woman I'd say

I should watch that movie sometime.

Women are strange critters, but I often find gentlemen to be equally as baffling! I like to think that true love is still a thing - because I have seen a few couples where romance still exists, even at a ripe old age. Unfortunately, the complications of daily life and ongoing lapses in communication often make it hard for the flames of love to burn forever.

i agree with bibby; people are baffling

i just understand women even less than i do men

That is on the money.

:/

maybe if you treated every woman as a unique individual with their own thoughts / opinions and not some collective then you might have better luck understanding them.

What you mean "collectible?" Like I'm some kind of pimp with a stable. Some women are like the black widow spider. They do you in if you give 'em the chance. Here's a list of how to win an argument with a woman:

Typo I meant to write collective mahbad

I meant that you're treating them as this big group where if you get the right bit of information you can understand each and every one but that doesn't work because they're all different people.

your list seemed pretty empty, so I started it for you

Collectible women: Gotta catch 'em all!

As Fanta mentioned, female humans (or, for that matter, males, blacks, Italians, Democrats, Presbyterians, plumbers, etc.) are a pretty big group, and the things that make one person tick might not apply to someone else. Not everyone on this planet is particularly rational, or even nice, but if you take the time to get to understand where people come from, their quirks and idiosyncrasies usually begin to make at least partial sense.

As for women who are impossible to argue with, I'm afraid that this vexing trait does not discriminate on the basis of gender!