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I'm not sure whether this app is installed on all Android devices, but my Samsung tablet has it, and I think you could find similar things in the Google Play store. I enjoy writing zany things with this app. The rules:

1. Type a random word of your choice.
2. From there on, write a paragraph using only the words and punctuation marks suggested by the app.
3. Try to make grammatical sense. Logical sense, on the other hand, is optional.

Here's two examples I wrote:

Bibby
Canadian drugs are available at our church. The best number to reach me is my personal cell phone number. Thanks for sharing this with my family. We were able to help you find something else that might make sense. I’ll let you know when I get my new apartment complex. If you’re having trouble sleeping, you may want to get some more info on the latest technology. For example, my wife and two of our customers are some great people who don’t know how to play the guitar. I’m sure they would like to thank him for his role as an independent contractor. I hope you’re looking forward to meeting the other end of the Office Depot.


Bibby
Super Mario Galaxy, a leading supplier of the Office Furniture Stores in my opinion, is the most common cause of death in this country. It was a pleasure speaking at the University of Michigan State University. We need more people who don’t think they have any problems. We also provide some insight on how to play the waiting game. You are currently browsing through our lives and I don’t really like that. But I’m still trying to figure out why my friends are coming over for lunch today to discuss the possibility of being sick and tired of hearing about the latest news from our private equity markets.
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some of this actually almost makes sense in a roundabout way

like "you are currently browsing through our lives and i don't really like that", for example
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So what can be superior when compared with paying out half the price for brand name children?

wow, if brand name children are on sale, maybe i can stop buying all these cheap knockoff children


Bibby
OK... even I'll admit that the Oakland Raiders' performance might be a valid reason to use the interesting words.


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You have successfully gotten me to laugh obnoxiously loudly. This is much appreciated. Now I wish I had me some kind of Android-a-ma-bob. I want to join in on the fun!
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That was hilarious. All of it was, but I actually laughed at this line:

Super Mario Galaxy, a leading supplier of the Office Furniture Stores in my opinion, is the most common cause of death in this country.


When I read the first half (Super Mario Galaxy, a leading supplier of the Office Furniture Stores in my opinion,) it was great, but when I read this part (is the most common cause of death in this country.) I just laughed.
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I finally remembered that I'm able to try this. Here's one:

I think I was a little late to the rotating presidency of George Washington. Little did he know about the rotting in a bit of an email from the electric power steering committee of the nation academy. From what I have read about it in the comments section, my phone was walking around in the morning but you should have said something a week ago. So you don't know why it is so important to the success of your business. That is not the case of an emergency I don't think you should eat. Don't forget to call the House of Representatives from your computer.


(I may have cheated a bit with the punctuation and edited in some capital letters post-type because otherwise I couldn't really get it to work out.)
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