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Dwight Howard regarding no centers to start allstar game
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In Howard's public service announcement, a song to the tune of "Angel," with lyrics about famous centers, plays in the background while Howard touts his fictional "Center Center for Centers."

"I'm going to have another campaign for saving the centers because the world needs us," he said before Friday night's game against Memphis. "They might not need us to start for the All-Star Game but they're going to need us to block shots and get things from the ceiling, tall things. So we'll be needed."

In the video he talks about how his fake center will retrain centers to be point guards so they can be "productive members of the NBA." He adds that he'll teach them to dribble, make a layup without dunking, shoot 3-pointers and how to wear "tiny sneakers."
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