North Korea
Every sentence of the decision served as sledge-hammer blow brought down by our angry service personnel and people on the head of Jang, an anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional element and despicable political careerist and trickster.The accused is a traitor to the nation for all ages who perpetrated anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional acts in a bid to overthrow the leadership of our party and state and the socialist system.
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However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.Now, there's nothing funny about a government murdering someone and boasting about it, but this official news release made me laugh out of loud. It might be the most grandiose and over-the-top North Korean propaganda I've ever seen - and that's saying something, because this is a government that's unequaled when it comes to making ridiculous public statements.