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This might be the most grandiose North Korean propaganda yet
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/13/north-korea-statement-jang-song-thaek-kim-jongun-uncle

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Every sentence of the decision served as sledge-hammer blow brought down by our angry service personnel and people on the head of Jang, an anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional element and despicable political careerist and trickster.

The accused is a traitor to the nation for all ages who perpetrated anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional acts in a bid to overthrow the leadership of our party and state and the socialist system.


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However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.


Now, there's nothing funny about a government murdering someone and boasting about it, but this official news release made me laugh out of loud. It might be the most grandiose and over-the-top North Korean propaganda I've ever seen - and that's saying something, because this is a government that's unequaled when it comes to making ridiculous public statements.
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i thought that propaganda as blatant as this was solely in the realm of fiction, but here i am proven wrong. one part of me is laughing because this is so stupid, but the other part of me is cringing because it's so obviously doublespeak
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So what can be superior when compared with paying out half the price for brand name children?

wow, if brand name children are on sale, maybe i can stop buying all these cheap knockoff children


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OK... even I'll admit that the Oakland Raiders' performance might be a valid reason to use the interesting words.


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Do NOT go on vacation in North Korea...

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