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What do you want to do when you grow up?
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According to Google searches, there are some things that nobody aspires to become! Here's the "[profession] when I grow up" searches that generate the fewest Google hits. I do strange things when World Series games stretch into the zombie hours.

    877 homemaker     779 optometrist     650 conservationist     626 talk show host     600 CFO     504 security guard     499 locksmith     493 duchess     466 paralegal     440 merchant     342 car salesman     305 chancellor     297 administrative assistant     276 bureaucrat     255 barrister     250 undertaker     244 umpire     227 referee     207 blacksmith     188 bouncer     164 gunsmith     149 bodyguard     119 systems analyst     106 ophthalmologist     101 linebacker      89 nuclear physicist      83 professional blogger      77 bank robber      72 mobster      71 solicitor      71 yogi      67 factory worker      63 Mountie      62 network administrator      53 parole officer      52 dental assistant      44 mediator      10 cult leader      10 Dalai Lama      10 stockbroker      10 thespian       9 corrections officer       9 lacrosse player       9 luchador       8 bullfighter       8 Formula 1 driver       8 Green Beret       7 bailiff       6 delivery man       6 middle manager       5 human resources director       5 regulator       4 day trader       4 drill sergeant       4 groundskeeper       4 shortstop       3 database administrator       3 Goomba       3 hangman       3 innkeeper       3 pole vaulter       3 real estate broker       3 viceroy       2 brewmaster       2 mezzo-soprano       2 sales associate       1 busboy       1 director of communications       1 KGB agent       1 long snapper       1 robber baron       0 fire marshal       0 fur trader       0 migrant farm worker       0 palm reader       0 union leader
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i'm very surprised that luchador is as low on the list as it is
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So what can be superior when compared with paying out half the price for brand name children?

wow, if brand name children are on sale, maybe i can stop buying all these cheap knockoff children


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OK... even I'll admit that the Oakland Raiders' performance might be a valid reason to use the interesting words.


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