1. Visit http://google.com or the search engine of your preference.
2. Search for "land utilization person", "process is very endless", "fastens an evil monster", or another bit of spambot gibberish (I can provide some other fun examples if you'd like).
3. You will find nothing but spambot postings on forums and blogs. Click on one of these pages.
4. Select a paragraph and attempt to translate it into standard English.
5. Have fun. Go wild.
Here's an example:
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That person hears the Ji set up a virtuous claim, not astounded, just silently sit on my Dou to set up virtuous ask a way:You, don’t dare? That person slowly shakes head, this world over, have no matter can not be can if with dare the Yu get a soldier, however is an animal courage just I also just usually will get, can win victory, however the battle Xun understands opportune moment, do four Yus just understand opportune moment?The Dou sets up the tiny Zhan in the virtuous heart, have realization, and then be like to lose him now, whether still have opportune moment?Bibby's labored translation
They're not surprised to hear that Ji has made a rightful claim. They just sit silently as Dou tells them about the trials they're destined to face. He just shakes his head, slowly. He isn't concerned what would happen if Yu raises an army, because he has an animal-like courage and feels assured of victory. Xun understands that the tides are turning and he can win the battle, but the four of you don't understand. Dou shows him his virtuous heart, reminding them of what would happen if they lost him, and that this is their best opportunity to achieve victory.
