Super Mario Turd Feast 2

Team Lander is back again. Now meowth transforms into a 99¢ toaster. Defeat the toaster using right click menu and delete.

Team lander burns up into planet mercury. And they turns into liquid mercury.

Suddenly, a flying sausage-ser from Africa came and use track-tion beam and took purple coin.

And the african pirates left a Lyon (lion) from fire emblem. Toss turnips and say eat your veggies to defeat lyon. Lyon dies from hunger due to lack of meat.

Breaking News from CNN!!! African pirates is going to use purple coin to buy a grape soda and a watermelon soda. Making soda company bankrupt. But the pirate is shipping tacos on a cargo ship to the soda company in Australia to prevent the bankruptcy.

Luigi need to find his way through cargo and give tacos a green card. So the tacos left to USA legally.

Then the soda company exploded because they went super bankrupt. So they change the plan by sailing off with chickens towards Kentucky. Chase the pirate ship and use chickens to shoot rotten eggs at the pirates.

As soon as the bros got the purple coin back. Some Chinese hackers hacked into the ship and steal the purple coin. Then the Chinese hacker sold the purple coin to north korea for ten million dollars due to his math skill. North korea ruler Kim Jong un found purple coin can possess people so he plan to use it on his plan to invade canada.

Play purple coin and avoid Kim Jong un's hamburger soldiers and escape to south korea. Except a typhoon blows purple coin into Mongolia.

Mario bros moves across the great wall of china while destroying using his physic power once again. The City Wok man from south park will say quit breaking my city wall!!!

In Mongolia, russians came and build a giant toilet statue using canada's architecture. So the purple coin flushed into mushroom kingdom.

As the bros went through the statue if toilet with vodka water. Defeat a giant piece of communist crap while drunk.

After that, the end.

Special characters in levels:
-hobo Obama
-hippie Wario
-flying fish with rocket
-fat chicken
-black pirate with beard
-hamburger soldier
-lima coin

=====Level first=====
Move across space, up to dive up. Release up to go down. Avoid asteroids and donuts.

=====Level silver metal=====
Defeat Team Lander.
<right click, menu, delete>

=====Level Turd=====
Defeat the lion.
<veggies>

=====Level -4=====
Parachute down the air. Avoid radioactive pigeons and flying fishes!!

=====Level fire=====
Travel towards Africa. Watch out for flying basketballs.

=====Level sex=====
Move through cargo ship. Avoid spotlight and find 10 green card scatter around the ship.

=====Level 007=====
Use the ironing board and surf across the sea. Catch up the pirate ship and look out for walrus.

=====Level Windows 8=====
Use fat chickens as ammo. Throw rotten eggs to remove a black pirate with beard.

=====Level mine=====
Play as purple coin and escape out of North Korea. Beware of Kim's hamburger soldiers.

=====Level tense=====
Using Mario (not Waluigi's) psychic power. Remove 20 bricks so the Great Wall of China will be destroyed.

=====Level 7Eleven=====
Defeat the communist poop while drunk.

=====Level 3x4=====
Beat hippie Wario in a race.

look out for walrus.