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Brenda the Spambot
Female Technique of Love Making

The ambiguous translation somehow makes this one of the more vulgar-sounding spam messages a person could read.

Another Friendly Mail Server
See Pictures of Local Single Millionaires

Because I totally believe you're running an awesome dating site full of amazing wealthy bachelor(ette)s waiting to tie the knot with commoners like us.

SpamGrammar
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE BEEN COMPENSATED

I should be compensated for having to witness your abuse of the English language.

Not Really a Barrister
WILL LETTER FROM BARRISTER ALAN WILFORD

Calling yourself a barrister makes yourself sound so much more sophisticated and reputable. I'm ready to send that money order right now!
Course clear! You got a card.
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Email Scam
Subject: Your Ticket Num: (4156189324) Also WonFinaly today we announce the result of draw (#671) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY held on the 2rd of January 2013. Your email address atach to ticket number:4156189324,subsiquently won you £1,750,000.00 POUNDS STERLINGS. All winners email addres were select random by a micro soft 360 system.For more information and clam of your win prize,you am contact to the claim dentist office with the below datail


WHAT YOU SAY!?

another scam spam
Subject: ACKNOWLEDGE Mail,Greeting,I am Sarah T. Cole the Personal Assistant {P.A} to a Director of one of U.K's biggest bank based here in Scotiland-United Kingdom. My boss {Name Withheld} has advised that I should contact you on a multi-Million business-deal transaction that will be mutually beneficial to all parties involved.Please be re-assured that everything about this business will be done through the Legal channels and your involvement in this business will NOT breach any local or international laws, as we have all legal documents to back up the payment of this money into your designated bank account in a very short while.We shall obliged you full details and copies of my boss International passport,bank I.D and also the web link to see my boss resumes and profiles,meanwhile,we urge you to keep this offer very confidential and secret. For a start, send to us by e-mail now the following:- Your Full Names:- Contact Street Address:- Age:- Profession:- Nationality:- Your private e-mail address:-As it is said the taste of the pudding is in the eating,so give this business a positive consideration, please reply Now.


Well, you just contacted the wrong guy for this job.

sombody who must think im a f***ing idiot
Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier. It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin. Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota, alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.It attacks DOS, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80, and VHS systems.To prevent the spread of the worm:1) Don't use the powerline.2) Don't use batteries either, since there are rumours that this virus has invaded most major battery plants, and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)3) Don't upload or delete or download files.4) Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.5) Don't read messages. No, not even this one!6) Don't use serial ports, toasters, modems, or phone lines.7) Don't use keyboards, screens, electric toothbrushes, or printers.8) Don't use switches, CPUs, memories, microprocessors, or mainframes.9) Don't use electric lights, electric or gas heat, or airconditioning, running water, vibrators, writing, fire, clothing, or the wheel.I'm sure if we are all careful to follow these 9 easy steps, this virus can be eradicated, and the precious electronic fluids of our computers can be kept pure.

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um, did you know there is a mutated snake that got flushed down the toilet?
better watch were you take a crap, or it might bite your ass/

Wish i knew so i could knock their teeth out of their face

Pay $3419.00 to ("Paypal account removed") or i will show your wife pictures of you cheating on her.


And THAT, just made my day.
but before you do, i just have one question,
Since when did i have a wife?

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Edited by: The_Shadow, May 3rd, 2013 @ 4:29 pm

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Hee hee.

The second one
a Director of one of U.K's biggest bank based here in Scotiland-United Kingdom

This spammer "lives" in Britain, but can't even spell Scotland correctly!

ExtortionBot
Pay $3419.00 to ("Paypal account removed") or i will show your wife pictures of you cheating on her.

Extortion is much more effective when you do a better job of targeting it.
Course clear! You got a card.
Fed to the hole in the back streets?
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Nite Shadow

sombody who must think im a f***ing idiot
Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier. It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin. Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota, alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.It attacks DOS, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80, and VHS systems.To prevent the spread of the worm:1) Don't use the powerline.2) Don't use batteries either, since there are rumours that this virus has invaded most major battery plants, and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)3) Don't upload or delete or download files.4) Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.5) Don't read messages. No, not even this one!6) Don't use serial ports, toasters, modems, or phone lines.7) Don't use keyboards, screens, electric toothbrushes, or printers.8) Don't use switches, CPUs, memories, microprocessors, or mainframes.9) Don't use electric lights, electric or gas heat, or airconditioning, running water, vibrators, writing, fire, clothing, or the wheel.I'm sure if we are all careful to follow these 9 easy steps, this virus can be eradicated, and the precious electronic fluids of our computers can be kept pure.


"Don't use the wheel?" Okay, this has to be a joke. It's too brilliant not to be.

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Edited by: Friendly Dictator, May 3rd, 2013 @ 6:55 pm
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Bibby
Hee hee.

ExtortionBot
Pay $3419.00 to ("Paypal account removed") or i will show your wife pictures of you cheating on her.

Extortion is much more effective when you do a better job of targeting it.


sometimes its a "Pay me or you will be killed" email.

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