One night, Sam Manson turned 18. "Giggity," Mason said. Suddenly, they both died. Fester Addams looked at the corpses in utter delight. "Uncle Fester, what are you doing?" Huey asked. "Be quiet, Dewy! I'm trying to think!" Fester remarked. "But we're trying to do an experiment to see if mayonnaise sinks or floats in water! We need your help!" Louie said. "Now Huey," Fester said, "it's really quite simple." Uncle Fester reached deep into his left sock and revealed a large, heavy yellow substance. "What is that!?" Dewy asked, in awe. "This mayo has been in my sock for 37 years. It's yours now." Uncle Fester dropped the mayonnaise in the swimming pool, and it sank, very fast. "Hooray!" the three ducks yelled.

EDIT:
I didn't know what this was all about, until I realized that Louie, Huey and Fester(?) are the English version of the little nephews of Donald Duck(, right?)

Anyway, they're called Kwik, Kwek and Kwak here (in Holland).

Actually, Mason turned 20 a few months ago. The forum change happened late last night in honor of Cinco de Mayo, a Mexican-American holiday, and I'll be spending the day on the beach with a Corona.

Well, this thread was a result of too much valium and I didn't really understand what the forum namechange was about.