Cheerwine Deluxe: The Strategy Guide

---Frank Sinatra - Cows
The first level in Cheerwine Deluxe is zany - and not completely easy! Bounce across the cows (which can't hurt you) and the KFC logos (which can) until one cow starts flashing red and begins throwing shurikens at you. Keep moving, and use the KFC logo to bounce over the wall if possible. Eventually the Angry Shuriken Cow will drop off, and then you can stomp Frank Sinatra and move on to the next level.

---Paula Deen - Supervisor of Elections
Watch out for the bags of sugar in this level - some will drop as you approach, so be very careful at all times. You'll also encounter some Saskatchewan coats of arms, which move slowly and can be stomped. A handful of Eiffel Towers will also come flying at you; these are also stompable, but their speed can catch you off guard. A little past the halftime point is a Shine Sprite that can be reached using the coat of arms. Don't get it, though, or you'll fall in a pit. At the end of the level, navigate the mini-maze by heading right and then heading up to the upper ledge to the left at the end, which leads to the warp pot.

When you reach Paula Deen, jump at the peach to start the timer. Wait thirty seconds (you'll hear a click after each second passes) and touch the peach again to stop the timer. If done right, you'll advance to the next room without getting Thwomped.

---Vladimir Putin - Supreme Court
To forge the "Magic Sword" and defeat Vladimir Putin, you must correctly answer every question in this edition of Baywatch Trivia. Hit the blocks in this order: B, B, C, A, C, A, and C. Be quick answering the questions or you'll get Thwomped anyway. Once you've finished, touch the "magic" butter knife and you'll automatically advance to the next level.

---Justin Bieber - Governor
The Justin Bieber helicopter will attack you using Twitter! Right before the tweets drop from the sky, touch the Twitter Bird to become temporarily invincible, and jump up to knock the tweet back at the helicopter to score a hit. Repeat until you win. Watch out when the Vermont Health Department banner falls, however, because that will defeat you even if you're invincible.

After you defeat him, you'll receive a message and be taken to "Break Time." Wait about six minutes and you'll automatically advance to Level 5.

---Nick Saban - Flag
Here, an image of Nick Saban slowly grows larger and less transparent, so you must finish the level before the coach covers everything! Be quick but careful. Watch out for the series of four single blocks near the end - the third one is fake! Touch the TNT trigger to advance to the next level.

Nick Saban returns here, but now he just randomly appears somewhere on the screen while flashing in a profoundly annoying manner. Be careful with the swinging cans of Mountain Dew; watch their patterns, and quickly scurry by when swing away. The second of a set of single blocks (shortly after the first KFC logo) is fake, so be careful. Make your way past the KFC logos, the swinging Mountain Dew cans, and a handful of tricky jumps until you reach the end of Nick Saban Land.

Afterwards, you'll emerge at the Bridge to Nowhere. You'll likely fall through the floor and advance to the next level. If you succeed in crossing the "bridge," however, you'll get taken to a warp zone that returns you to an earlier level.

---Lou Bega - City councils
The rapper Lou Bega has locked you in a cage full of sharp feathers, and don't pay any attention to the advice he gives - you'll get bopped if you do. Instead, wait for the Soviet national anthem to begin playing, and 

---Jay Leno - Education
Keep pressing the Home, P, and 4 keys as quickly as possible to pump a Thwomp and defeat Jay Leno. You can basically push the keys at the same time.

---Dakota Fanning - The Final Boss
This boss is definitely the hardest you've faced. The boss will alternate between shooting random objects and swooping down to attack you. When a head swoops at you, quickly stomp it - twice if possible. The boss uses three different attacks - a slow fireball, which will defeat you instantly, although the explosions are harmless; a Boo, which turns you nearly invisible for a short time; and a marijuana leaf (!), which reverses Left and Right for a while. Occasionally the boss's sections will switch places; when that happens, simply wait, as you can't be hurt then. Once each head is stomped twice, it'll disappear, and when all of the heads are gone, a "plot twist" occurs!

The true final boss of the game is revealed as... Cookie Monster! Simply stomp him four times to beat him for good. The Newcastle Brown Ales can't hurt you, but you can use them as a mechanism for stomping the boss.

Afterwards, the ending appears, setting the stage for the splendid Cheerwine Deluxe 2!




Cheerwine Deluxe 2: The Strategy Guide
Cheerwine Deluxe 2 is a less-complete game with just one level - a Twinkie with enormous wiggle eyes™. Touch it ten times (it can't hurt you) and you'll advance to the title screen and then the ending! And no, this doesn't make ANY sense.