You're popular now, but now you're so popular you can't do anything but sign autographs for all your squealing admirers.

I wish the current temperatures stayed this nice!

Granted, but you eventually become too bored with the current state and wantto see something eventful like a snowstorm or hurricane.

I wish that Luigifan64 is banned.

Luigifan64 is now banned, but now MFGG'ers start talking bad about you instead of him.

I wish my girlfriend was here...

You should get her to join!

Granted, but a spambot like Inwaccary steals her away and you have to sing melancholy ballads the rest of your days.

I wish the Cubs finally won the World Series.

Granted, though now Hell has frozen over! *shot*

I wish i had a cup of coffee.

Granted, but the coffee tates weird and your taste buds couldn't handle it.

I wish I finish Conveyor Castle, a level im making.

you would be surprised what my taste buds can handle.

Wish granted,
uppon finding out how awsome you made it, you are driven to make another, and another, and another, and another, and another, never completing your project,

I wish....i knew why i was such a sadistic bastard.

Granted, but upon realization, during your time when you didn't know, people have vendettas against you and want your head. During the realization, you start to feel bad about yourself, you want to make amends, you want to be forgiving, but the people and their families you hurt will deny it, and will hunt you down. Nowhere is safe, you will be a pariah to the world, trying to avoid your capture, but its futile. Someone notices you, and kills you on the spot while you were on you quest for forgiveness, and what's left of you is a withered husk of your former self, blood spilled all over from your carcass.

I wish I know why I have to disobey parents.

Granted, but now you know that your rebellious nature is caused by listening to songs about 1960's Teen Motorcycle Rebels.

I wish people submitted better sprites on MFGG.

Wish granted! Many quality sprites are submitted and the community grows very large. However, the community grows too much to hold its own weight, and a second Minus World -ish split happens, and MFGG returns to its previous state.

I wish I wasn't such a slacker.