Not really a dream ive had, but still the stuff of nightmares,
(and still relevant to the current piece of conversation)

You would not believe how often you find people multitasking while driving,

talking on the cell phone, texting, applying makeup, reading a book, playing video games, watching a movie, among certain THINGS i wish i hadn't seen that would scar people for life *shudder*

I honestly dont blame you guys for being a bit scared of driving.

Portable communication can be nightmare fuel, however. When I was 11 or 12 years old, I dreamed about this woman who went to the library while loudly talking on her cell phone and dropping French fries all over the floor, all whiling toting around a screaming baby. I'm glad I haven't met her in real life... yet.

And Miles, maybe you shouldn't be watching the local news right before bed!

I once dreamed about Rainbow Dash and Applejack fighting monsters.

Got a dream last night about MFGG Newspaper. Wtf?!

A few days ago I had a dream I was at Walmart.

And all the cash registers were in the parking lot for some reason. And I was drawing a very detailed sketch of Metal Man from Mega Man 2 while I was there, and then I was on a tall hill all of a sudden, with doors in the hills that I didn't bother entering.

A long time ago I had a really weird, long dream, about crossing a metal rickety bridge that went on for what seemed forever, but I crossed in a matter of seconds. It was above a high, foggy river. There was a city on the other side, but all of the houses were connected. The one house I went inside was a coffee shop. Now that I think about it, it's wackiness seems fitting for an RPG title. But I just continued wandering around until I was closer to the river bank, and there was a crumbling palace of sorts, ruins, by the water. I entered, and there were lit torches on the walls. Masks were on the walls too (Phanto masks? No idea. Probably.) and there were woven baskets full of gold. I didn't take any, though. I crossed a stone bridge inside that went over more of the river that had entered the palace, and I found an old boat. So I got in and went down the river, ultimately finding myself in this dark expanse of space, with the only sound I could hear being the water. Suddenly my boat dropped, and I landed in a snowbank. I didn't even know where I was or how I got there. But I saw faint blue lights in the distance. So I continued forward shortly. I was in a huge snowy field, it was still pitch black, and the lights were large poles. The sky was lit different colors, like the Northern Lights. There was a hill to the side that I slid down, and found myself at a frozen warehouse. (40 Below Fridge? Probably. Either way, a lot cooler here in 3D.)

I actually can't remember much of the rest of the dream, but I do remember taking a clear pipe for transportation that did all these crazy curves and bends, and shot me into the sky. I had this dream when I was a lot younger, too.

If you wanna go even further back, when I was four years old I had a dream I had to save my family from Iggy in Super Mario World, and it even ended with me saving them and pulling the plunger on a box that detonated the castle. I remember telling my pap that dream when I woke up.

I had a f***ing WEIRD dream last night.


I was out in the woods, and saw a wolf.
I picked up a branch off the ground, and threw it at the wolf,
The branch obliterated the wolf on impact, (think the bloody mess perk from fallout 3) i turn around to run away from the rest of the pack, I'm running through an endless metal corridor, I look to see whats behind me, and I see this massive Tidal wave, so I manage to get to higher ground to escape this, and see several people up on this hill having a barbecue, Im handed a rocket launcher, which i have to fire at this tank, the tank blows up, and all of a sudden We have to get to cover to hide from an air strike, I throw a rock at one of the jets, the jet explodes, and starts falling right at me,I catch it, apply some modeling glue to repair the damage, and put it on my nik-nak shelf. just in time to reprogram my moms computer to operate the dishwasher on the press of a key, after loading the dishwasher, i turn it on, and it launches a bunch of fireworks, a rather beautiful display as well,
then i turn off the video game i was playing, stick a piece of bread in the toaster, and connect it to the TV to watch a movie. that's were i woke up.


I ate half a pizza this morning after that dream....and it made absolutely no sense at all.......

Earlier this year I dreamed that the McLaren F-1 team opened a store in my neighborhood mall (a shopping wasteland frequently referred to as a "ghetto mall," which makes the concept even more absurd) where they sold all these Jenson Button T-shirts and similar racing memorabilia.

A few weeks ago, I dreamed about a final class presentation. All my teammates were procrastinating on the project, so I had to do everything myself. First I had to drive around the area late at night so I could research the topic - "Ecotourism Involving Amphibians Native to Northeast Florida and Southeast Georgia." Then I had to design a costume for a bisexual pirate with the incongruous name of Frijoles ("beans" in Spanish), as the presentation required participants to wear costumes. The presentation would begin with Frijoles waving his sword and shouting "Frijoles!" repeatedly. Everything was taking much longer than it was supposed to, and fortunately, I woke up before the presentation was set to begin.

I've gotten so I can't remember most of the dreams I've been having, even right as I wake up. And I've been having lots lately, strangely mostly when I went to sleep hot. I do remember one I had this morning relatively clearly, though.

I was driving my dad's truck and for reasons unknown it had a truckload of trees on the back. Not in a trailer, just right there in the back. I remember very little about the seconds-long duration of that trip; most of the stuff between the start of me pulling out onto a road and the later part of the dream other than that is pretty much blank. I remember that I didn't actually mean to pull out onto the road though; a car was coming and my brakes refused to let me stop for them. They didn't hit me, at least. That's all I remember about that.

After that bit I for even more unknown reasons was not in the truck anymore and was sneaking around my aunt's house, for some reason aware of some extreme hearing that I had but was not really using for anything other than making sure I wasn't making noise. I was apparently wanted for something I did in that truck, it was on the news and my aunt's friend was talking about it right as I was trying to sneak out the front door. They saw me but I for some reason (tired of that phrase yet?) had a blanket on my back and dropped it when I got out the door in hopes that it would somehow help me get away... and it almost worked. I somehow just could tell that it had distracted them. I went around the side of the house and just waited for a few seconds. Suddenly some friendly dog comes up and starts licking me, and the dude that was in the house finds me that way. He comes to talk to the dog and he sees me and jumps backwards with really big eyes like I had scared him. He then suddenly had a cop uniform on and said "you know you're going to jail, right?" while I was staring at his badge. It ended there after a few seconds of us just standing there staring at each other.

That sneaking scene had a serious after-effect on me when the dream was over. My hearing went into serious overdrive. You couldn't get an ant to sneak across the street while I was in the house with earmuffs on. Okay maybe not quite that extreme but it was way way way on up there and I was wearing those things for a good bit of the day because of that. Have I ever mentioned to any of you how I don't like noise?

...Now that I'm thinking about that truck part, I'm about sick of dreaming of situations where I'm driving for any reason because the brakes. Never. Work. I can't help but wonder if there's a greater meaning to that there recurring theme. Anyone know a dream expert?

Edit: By "this morning" I meant on the day of Jan 12 - I just realized it was 2AM here.

Edit 2: A line I'd forgotten, I for some reason remember now.

I had something of a weird dream last night where they released a new Sonic game (or something) and Eggman had undergone a redesign of some sort.
He was shorter and fatter, iirc.

But that's not the weird bit.
The weird part was that he suddenly gained a Mexican accent for no adequately explained reason.

The part of the game I saw in my dream was apparently the final boss and it looked like the final boss of Colors, except it took place in a old castle of some kind.

I remember Eggman declaring something along the lines of "I am now SUPER Eggman!" before the final boss, but he hadn't used the Chaos Emeralds or anything, so it didn't make a lot of sense.

After defeating Eggman, Sonic had to either escape the castle or run away from him because... I dunno.
You also had to collect books and other trinkets during this segment, but they didn't seem to do anything.

Miles: The "no brakes" dream might stem from a fear of all the crazy drivers on the road! Perhaps a generalized subconscious fear of loss of control, too. I'm not sure, though.

I wish I had memorable dreams more frequently.