I had a dream last night that I died and I was in some kind of Purgatory, which looked sort of like a school campus. Me and a few others were taken to an office with a waiting room, and there were two doors, "one to Heaven and one to Hell." A secretary came and told us that roughly 2/3s of the us (including me) were going to Hell, so we went through that door.

Inside that door was another waiting room, and there were already a few people in it. The secretary in that room explained that Hell was only a temporary place, and it was at maximum capacity so we would have to wait in the Hell waiting room for "another" week. The people who were already there groaned explaining how many weeks they had been waiting to get into Hell, and they "just want to get Hell over with so they can go to Heaven."

It became "dinner time" so we left the building to get dinner. (Why did we need food if we were dead?) Outside was still full of other people waiting to go to the Heaven/Hell waiting room (none of them seemed to know that the Hell waiting room led to another waiting room before Hell.) After dinner (and after each meal, the chefs explained) we had to go back to the hell waiting room and sit there day and night. If we refused to go back, we would have to eat our meals in the waiting room.

After I ate dinner, I got back to the waiting room and the chairs were gone, and replaced with cots. The next morning (dream kind of had a jump here) I went back outside to eat breakfast, and there were "new people" (people who had just died I guess) who were Mormons and trying to convert everyone in Purgatory to Mormonism.

Then I woke up.

Last night I had a freaky Space Ghost Coast to Coast dream. In the dream, I was hired to do a reboot of the show, and for some reason I could do all the character's voices perfectly. Then some feminists made a female version of the show, where Space Ghost looked exactly the same except had boobs and lipstick. Zorak and Moltar looked the same but sounded more feminine.

Brak wasn't in the dream, but strangely, I had a dream earlier that night involving him, but it was like he was a real person. I guess once I transitioned into the dreams I described above, he didn't appear, since in those dreams it was about them being characters, not real people. I'm not quite sure how to explain it. Also, here's a mockup of how the female Space Ghost in my dream looked: http://i.imgur.com/dmkis.png

Last night I had a dream that an "FM Object" (Whatever that is, I think it was supposed to be some sort of asteroid or something) was going to hit the earth and we were all going to die. Then a flying manta ray flew past the window.

My dreams are getting weirder and weirder.

Back when I was still learning to drive I would have tons of dreams where I would be falling asleep at the wheel and barely missing oncoming traffic. Usually I'd wake up while turning and find that I had almost rolled off the bed. Freakin' hated those dreams.