Here's some of the more irrelevant Web searches that have linked to this forum, according to Google Webmaster Tools. Yeah, I've done this before, and it's boring, but some of them are kind of funny in a random sort of way:

I can't help but wonder how such random phrases end up leading here.

Me too. Some of them are totally off the wall; there's not a single post on this forum that uses the word "bluh," for example.

Also, the Googlebot has started lightening up on its grudge against poor Miles, and your name has started showing up on the "Links to your site" list, though not the other ones.

EDIT: The word "bluh" appears in Fujiko's member title.

does anything toucan-related lead here yet?

Yes sir! "Toucans" is #171 in the Keywords list.

Also, upon further review, a disproportionate number of the words in the list in the original post seem to link to the GM 8.1 topic or the Beatles story.