Here are a few categories I may very well have over the entire world population, to get us started:

- Liters of diet mountain dew consumed. Can't get enough of it. Back of the napkin puts me at around 15k so far. Not proud of this stat haha. That stuff can't be good for you
- Largest collection of hardback Guinness World Record books. It's impossible to best me here because I have every year since they started printing hardback versions in 2000
- Number of failed Goo Gone attempts. It has literally never worked for me but I'm told I'm an outlier
- Number of StarCraft 2 games played. I started playing at launch and have not stopped even after it's essentially a dead game at this point. Last time I plugged in the numbers I have spent around 200 24 hour days of my life on this game

@Sean That is quite a lot of Diet Mountain Dew! That's enough to fill a small Mountain Dew swimming pool. I wonder how many jobs at PepsiCo you've helped create.

Let's see...

- As Bibby said, I'm in that top percentile of strategy guide authors for GameFAQs, and in the top five across the entire site in total document size.
- I'd also consider myself in the top percentage of Computer Science nerds, at least in my state and especially regarding the Future Business Leaders of America. Won State twice.
- I'm in the top .00001% regarding times I've listened to Turnover's Peripheral Vision album. Somewhere in the range of 750-1000 times alone this year.

I'll try

-In 2021, I was in the top 0.01% of listeners for Capcom's Sound Team on Spotify. In other words, I just spent a s***load of time listening to the Street Fighter III soundtrack on Spotify
-I'm in the top 0.1% of Scorpion players in the first Injustice. Which is to say he's a crap tier character who no one plays in a game which no one plays in 2025
-I am in the top 0.00000000000000001% of Xbox Series X owners on Bibby Team. Which is to say I'm probably the only one of the small number of regulars here who owns one.