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The Greatest Chip Flavour In the World
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All of my life's problems have been solved with the advent of POUTINE-FLAVOURED CHIPS.



This is the vessel for these chips blessed by the virgin Mary herself.

They are covered in powdered gravy and microscopic cheddar solids, giving it a realistic poutine flavour. The light dusting of gravy powder does not badly discolour the chip. As real poutine involves potatoes as well, the flavour of the chip also contributes to the emulation of the poutine profile, unlike many other flavoured chips. The chips are ruffled so that they might better hold the powder, an innovative design system.

The more one eats, the better it gets. They warm the mouth as if it was real poutine instead of a chip-based imitation. While they do not have the substance, textures, nor squeak of the cheese curds that real poutine has, they are a handy treat in case of nuclear war (a situation where poutine may become unavailable). They are much more portable than poutine, and do not get that weird feeling when they get cold.

I believe poutine-flavoured chips are a look into the future of food.
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the flavour of the chip also contributes to the emulation of the poutine profile


This is beautiful indeed. I must find a way to acquire this blessed substance.
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Edited by: Bibby, May 4th, 2014 @ 8:25 am
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i've never had poutine before, but the fact that it goes this far out of its way to emulate what poutine is supposed to taste and feel like is pretty impressive

i feel like this technology could be applied to other forms of chips that are supposed to taste like other foods, but i'm having a tough time thinking of anything it'd fit for

edit: campbell's chicken noodle soup in chip form pl0x
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Edited by: fireball3k, May 5th, 2014 @ 12:09 pm
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So what can be superior when compared with paying out half the price for brand name children?

wow, if brand name children are on sale, maybe i can stop buying all these cheap knockoff children


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OK... even I'll admit that the Oakland Raiders' performance might be a valid reason to use the interesting words.


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Stop taunting me with probably delicious foods I'll likely never get to eat. :(
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We now have Mountain Dew in Europe.


Has nothing to do with your chips, but...
but...

It's something.
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I had to google poutine... but wow, that sure sounds like the greatest chip flavor ever imagined
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We now have Mountain Dew in Europe.


Has nothing to do with your chips, but...
but...

It's something.


wait when did this happen

this has needed to happen for far too long


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Edited by: fireball3k, May 6th, 2014 @ 8:18 pm
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So what can be superior when compared with paying out half the price for brand name children?

wow, if brand name children are on sale, maybe i can stop buying all these cheap knockoff children


Bibby
OK... even I'll admit that the Oakland Raiders' performance might be a valid reason to use the interesting words.


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But... do you have a reliable European supply of Mountain Dew Code Red?

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What about... newly released-in-store Baja Blast?!?



I wish pitch black would be a permanent flavor ;_; it's my favorite
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Actually, we do have all of those :P

IF ONLY WE HAD SOME COCA COLA VANILLA MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE *cries aggresively*
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